Holy hell we didn't lose! Ok we didn't win either, but we have some battles scars worthy of a good fight. I think we can confidently say our team has the first ever face sliding outfield catch. No, not the first? Well ours was cooler anyways so back off! Even with our PBR fueled offensive explosion and being one runner shy of a grand slam, there just wasn't enough time to find out who really has what it takes to bring home the bacon.
Which is a shame due to the impending bacon shortage. So we'll be the kids happy about our participation ribbon and celebrate the tie. And in the words of our dictator, wait I mean captain..."at least we didn't totally fuck it up."